You couldn't make it up

I was weak with laughing at this report about a couple of women who ended up in court after fighting over ... wait for it ... whether a shark was scarier than a crocodile.

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/south-wales-news/merthyr/2009/12/17/judge-upholds-witch-s-assault-conviction-appeal-91466-25405691/